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If Aliens Came…

Posted 24 May 2012 in memes, Obamacare
If Aliens Came...

On Facebook and Google+, I keep seeing that “If Aliens Came…” meme which demonizes corporations as if they were destructive alien invaders. So I decided to create my own parody to describe Obamacare, which is far more insidious and hostile to individual liberty than any corporate entity. Sauce for the class warfare goose.

Did White House threaten Cory Booker for criticizing Obama’s attack ad?

Posted 22 May 2012 in 2012 election, Barack Obama, Democrats, politics
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*** Scroll down for updates*** Newark, N.J. Mayor Cory Booker grabbed headlines this weekend when he veered off the Democrat narrative by criticizing President Obama’s campaign ad attacking Mitt Romney’s record at Bain Capital, calling the ad “nauseating to the American public.” “It’s nauseating to the American public,” Booker said on NBC’s “Meet the Press.” “Enough is enough. Stop attacking private equity. Stop attacking Jeremiah Wright.” “As far as that stuff, I have to just say from a very personal level I’m not about to sit here and indict private equity,” he added. “To me, it’s just we’re getting to a ridiculous point in America. Especially that I know I live in a state where pension funds, unions and other people invest...

VIDEO: “Backward”

Posted 19 May 2012 in 2012 election, Barack Obama, economy, unemployment
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Via American Crossroads: “President Obama’s campaign slogan may be ‘Forward,’ but our new video shows how he has moved this country backward.”

Eva Green: Rule 5 Saturday

Posted 19 May 2012 in Midweek Peek, movies, pop culture
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Eva Green is a French actress who starred in Casino Royale and Dark Shadows, and she’s this week’s Rule 5 beauty.

Obama Photobombs History

Posted 16 May 2012 in 2012 election, Barack Obama, cult of Obama, humor
Obama helped Thomas Edison invent the fluorescent light bulb

***UPDATED — Please scroll down for new photobombs*** In a move of  sheer arrogance and audacity, President Obama has inserted himself into the biography pages of nearly every past president since Woodrow Wilson on the official White House website. Conservatives on Twitter responded with the sarcastic hashtag #ObamaInHistory, and the Republican National Committee created a new Tumblr, “Obama In History: World Changing Events You Didn’t Know Obama Played A Part In,” which depicts Obama Photoshopped into historic scenes. Here at Full Metal Patriot, we’ve taken our own spin on the subject: — h/t: @huds_d for the original tweet about Narcissus, @EthanMyers007 for the one about the Oregon Trail

Obama changes Presidential biographies, rides coattails [UPDATED]

Winston Smith sends more history down the memory hole

In ancient Egypt, Pharaohs often attempted to aggrandize themselves by removing their predecessor’s names from the statues and monuments which had been erected in their honor. Erasing a foe’s name from the historic record was another common way of changing the past to control the present. In George Orwell’s dystopian novel Nineteen Eighty-Four, protagonist Winston Smith works in the Ministry of Truth, rewriting old newspaper articles so that the historical record is congruent with the current party propaganda. All traces of politically inconvenient documents and records were then dropped into “the memory hole.” I find it particularly ironic that a President with the re-election campaign theme “Forward” is engaging in the age-old totalitarian tactic of history revisionism. This week, it was discovered that the White...

VIDEO — Empty Promises: Debt & Deficits

Posted 15 May 2012 in 2012 election, Barack Obama, incompetence, lies
We've heard Obama's lies before.

This new ad from the RNC shows there’s no need to sling mud at Dear Leader, just play his own sound bites over and over to demonstrate what a SCoaMF he is.

Obama’s hypocritical attack ad portrays Romney as job-killing ‘vampire’

“Obama Vampire” Photoshop parody by Gibbwake

President Obama’s campaign has just launched a dishonest new ad called, “Steel,” which twists the truth in order to attack former Massachusetts governor Mitt Romney’s record on job creation. The ad attempts to blame Mitt Romney for the 750 workers who lost their jobs at GS Technologies, a steel mill in Kansas City, Mo., that was bought by Romney’s private equity firm Bain Capital. The ad paints Romney as out of touch with the needs of the local workers and concerned only with Bain’s own profits. “We view Mitt Romney as a job destroyer,” says one former mill worker in the ad. Another calls Bain “a vampire. They came in and sucked the life out of us.” What the Obama campaign...

PARODY: Obama nanny-state edition of Time’s controversial breastfeeding cover

Posted 11 May 2012 in humor, pop culture
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(image via The Mega Independent, h/t: Proof)

Obama flip-flops, endorses gay marriage

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Desperate times call for desperate measures. And with the President polling behind or even with Romney, Obama’s handlers must have done some focus groups and decided that he should shore up his support in the gay community by announcing his endorsement of same-sex marriage. President Obama endorsed same-sex marriage on Wednesday, capping days of frenzied speculation about his views and intensifying pressure from gay campaign donors that began with a surprising endorsement of marriage over the weekend by Vice President Biden. The announcement marked an apparent end to Obama’s self-described “evolution” on the issue. “I’ve just concluded that for me personally it is important for me to go ahead and affirm that I think same sex couples should be...

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