The return of Minty The Candy Cane

Posted 21 Dec 2011 in humor, pop culture
Minty the Candycane Who Fell on the Ground

“...for just a moment or twooo!”

Ok, it’s official. It can be Christmas now.

Ever since he appeared last year, I’ve been waiting for the folks on the Conan O’Brien show to bring back Minty – The Candy Cane That Fell on the Ground! And yesterday, they did not disappoint.

Ohh, when the holidays come ’round
You can hear the sound
Of Minty the Candy Cane who briefly fell on the ground.
Minty fell on the ground, now Minty’s covered in poo.
‘Cause Minty fell on the ground for just a moment or two!

It’s becoming evident
He landed in excrement
But never fear ’cause Minty’s here
To make Christmas excellent!

Minty fell on the ground, now Minty’s covered in poo.
‘Cause Minty fell on the ground for just a moment or two!

Posted by FullMetalPatriot
12th gen. American, Constitutionalist, Harley-riding Texan, gun owner & NRA member, blogger, illustrator, Florida Gator alumnus. #TCOT

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