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Gratuitious “Kim Jong-Il is dead” post

Posted 18 Dec 2011 in communism, humor, schadenfreude

North Korea’s “Dear Leader” has assumed room temperature. Official cause of death? “Fatigue.”

Kim Jong-il, the second-generation North Korean dictator who defied global condemnation to build nuclear weapons while his people starved, has died at the age of 69, Yonhap News reported.

The South Korean military has been put on emergency alert with their communist neighbour now set to follow Kim Jong-il’s son Kim Jong-un, believed to be 27.

The news of the death of  “Dear Leader” was delivered by a weeping announcer in a broadcast at noon local time, Yonhap reported, citing North Korea’s official media.

The official Korean Central News Agency (KCNA) said the leader ”passed away from a great mental and physical strain” at 8.30am on Saturday (1030 AEDT Saturday), while on a train for one of his ”field guidance” tours.

Great mental and physical strain. On a train. Yeah, that makes sense.

At least he won’t be “ronery” any more.

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