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Obama: King Merdas

Posted 11 Jul 2011 in Barack Obama, humor

Brilliant political cartoon from Daletoons. (h/t: Maggie’s Notebook)

Who knew that King Midas had a kid brother named Merdas? Now, Merdas had his own unique talent, in that, everything he touched turned to er… not gold. He imposed a Crapitalist economy in his short-lived kingdom, but was deposed by his angry subjects when they caught wind of his line of er… not the truth.

Everything Obama touches turns to...not gold.

 

Of course, your friendly neighborhood Full Metal Patriot has a slightly more hardcore take on Obama’s inadequacy. For the past two and a half years, whenever Dear Leader delivers one of his fail-laden speeches, I keep hearing Metallica’s song, “King Nothing.”

Dig for gold
Dig for fame
You dig to make your name
Are you pacified?

All the wants you waste
All the things you’ve chased

Then it all crashes down
And you break your crown
And you point your finger
But there’s no one around

Just want one thing
Just to play the king
But the castle’s crumbling
And you’re left with just a name

Where’s your crown, King Nothing?

Metallica – King Nothing (Official Music Video). Watch more top selected videos about: Metallica
Posted by FullMetalPatriot
12th gen. American, Constitutionalist, Harley-riding Texan, gun owner & NRA member, blogger, illustrator, Florida Gator alumnus. #TCOT

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