Obama stammers because he’s a genius?

Posted 31 May 2011 in Barack Obama, media bias, politics

Lefty “journalists” are so deep in the tank for Dear Leader, they’ll say anything to cover for the fact that, without his electronic crutch, their messiah stutters like Colin Firth in The King’s Speech. Case in point, when describing President Obama’s faltering speech patterns, LA Times columnist Meghan Daum opines: “Barack Obama’s problem is not that he’s an intellectual. It’s that he sounds like an intellectual.” Sure. Peppering one’s speech with “Uh…uh…uh…” sounds like an intellectual! This really should come with a beverage alert…

It’s not that Obama can’t speak clearly. It’s that he employs the intellectual stammer. Not to be confused with a stutter, which the president decidedly does not have, the intellectual stammer signals a brain that is moving so fast that the mouth can’t keep up. The stammer is commonly found among university professors, characters in Woody Allen movies and public thinkers of the sort that might appear on C-SPAN but not CNN.

…Obama’s problem is not that he’s an intellectual (for the sake of argument let’s define it as someone who is scholarly, broadly informed and distinguished as a thinker). It’s that he sounds like an intellectual. Unlike other presumed political brainiacs — Bill Clinton or Newt Gingrich, for example — he isn’t able to bury his ideas behind a folksy regional accent or good-old-boy affectations when he wants to.  [emphasis added —FMP]

“…he employs the intellectual stammer”?

Must! Stop! Laughing!

Oh, I get it now. When Bush stammered, it was because he was a retarded chimp. When Obama stammers, it’s because he’s a soopah-geenius. Thanks for clearing that up.


RELATED: It’s pretty bad when even David Letterman notices King Barry’s inability to speak coherently without his teleprompter.

Posted by FullMetalPatriot
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1 Comment

  1. Steve
    06 December 11, 8:26am

    perhaps he uh.. has uh.. er is uh.. educated beyond his uh.. intelligence?

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