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2011 State of the Union BINGO
*** This post will remain bumped until after the SOTU show ***
I created this BINGO card for last year’s SOTU address. But after looking at it again, I think it’ll probably still work this year. President Obama’s shopworn platitudes haven’t changed much in the past 12 months.
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RELATED: The folks at Americans For Tax Reform have created 10 different BINGO cards for this year’s pep rally speech, so you and your friends can grab an adult beverage and try to make tonight’s experience somewhat more bearable. (h/t: Chicks On The Right)
Each card from ATR comes with its own set of definitions, for easier translation of Obamaspeak.
“Investment” – Even more government spending to employ union workers“Children and grandchildren” – The people picking up the tab
“Health Care Reform” – Unconstitutional effort to raise taxes, raise spending, and limit health care choices
“Together, we can” — 1. Play golf 2. Rule the galaxy as father and son
“Job Creation” – Paying people to dig holes and paying others to fill them in again
“Compromise” – Do what I want
“I” or “Me” – Center of the known universe
“Let me be clear” – Stand by for meaningless generalizations
“Prosperity” — The status we’ll achieve when all “the rich” are gone, somehow
“Spending Freeze” – Two Step Diet Plan: 1. Gorge at an all-you-can-eat buffet 2. Repeat for the next three years
“Crisis” — Excuse to hike taxes and grow the government per Rahm Emanuel’s theory: “You never want a serious crisis to go to waste”
“There are those who…” – [INSERT STRAW MAN HERE]
“Middle Class” – Those who are the target of seven pledge-breaking tax hikes in Obamacare
“Bipartisan” – Democrat efforts to get Republican fingerprints on bad pieces of legislation
“As I’ve said before” – Prepare for a poll-tested line from stump speeches
“Washington special interests” – 1. Those whose interests conflict with my ideology 2. The major donors to my campaign
“Tax cuts to 95%” – Don’t ask about the two dozen new or higher taxes in Obamacare
“Working families” – 1. The ever shrinking populace employed in the private sector 2. Government employees
“Deficit” – The difference between giant spending and giant tax increases
“Sacrifice” – Tax hikes
“Recovery” – Getting the unemployment rate below 9.5%
“Green” – What Americans have less of
“Regulations” – Growth of government that can only be achieved through the executive branch
“Exports” – That trade which is acceptable to union bosses
Posted by FullMetalPatriot
12th gen. American, Constitutionalist, Harley-riding Texan, gun owner & NRA member, blogger, illustrator, Florida Gator alumnus. #TCOT
12th gen. American, Constitutionalist, Harley-riding Texan, gun owner & NRA member, blogger, illustrator, Florida Gator alumnus. #TCOT
Is there a full size card available for family and friends?
If you click the image, you can get the largest size I have in Flickr — 600 x 721 (roughly 9" x 10"). It's not high-res by any stretch but it's at least large enough to print out.
The game cards at the ATR link are PDF files, so they're print-ready.
I like the Bingo Card. I may have to "nick" that one from you!
I like the way "uh" is right in the middle. It's a given, so it's like a "free space".