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Religion of Peace update: A look into the TSA/CAIR crystal ball
“Humor is merely tragedy standing on its head with its pants torn.” ~Irvin S. Cobb
A commenter named “Mahmoud” at the Greely Gazette employs a bit of sarcasm to point out the obvious shortcomings in the TSA’s latest so-called security procedures.
Allah-Akbar! Peace be upon the TSA and U.S. Homeland Security Secretary Janet Napolitano for making our Jihad so much easier this time. In the name of the most merciful we may now employ our new IEEDs, (Improvised Enema Explosive Devices). While you Americans and the TSA are busy having your wives and children violated in front of all and your manhood handled by rent-a-cops, someone else could have been busy too! You see, let’s make up a nonexistent character called Martyr Mahmoud, Blessings upon him, and what if he got up this morning after fasting for 30 hrs. Preparing, perhaps a condom filled with .5 pounds of C4.
A little molding elongating, a little olive oil, relax now, ..there that wasn’t so bad. Now take 3 showers, scrub any possible residue. The little micro blasting cap is so mixed up with the laptop wiring that even Mahmoud has to look carefully; ah there it is. Now you can walk in the scanners with confidence or even endure the infidels’ enhanced pat down, whatever tickles the TSA’s fancy. Now of course this would not work on an Israeli airline, they don’t bother groping and scanning, they notice my name, when I buy my ticket and when I check in my photograph is already zooming through some secure lines. They ask me some questions, check their intelligence data base, profile, then profile me some more and before you know it I would be in a room talking to someone from Mossad and that would be the end of my road.
6 months later…CNN SPECIAL REPORT>>>>>>>” Ms. Janet Napolitano further stated,” just as the scanners and enhanced put-downs took some time for social understanding and acceptance so also will the P.I.S. or Proctologic Internal Screening will take time and patients for the travelling public to acclimate to. The new micro rectum probes are being used as a safe layered non irradiative process to make sure the traveling public is safe,” she said, adding that the probes were sterile individually packaged one use instruments that did not pose health risks and that privacy safeguards have been adopted”. There have been complaints that we have not been sensitive to the gay and lesbian travelling community. Be assured that we have assigned designated gay and lesbian TSA agents at each check point so that if you are gay or lesbian and are uncomfortable having the same gender screen you a gay man may be screened by a lesbian TSA Agent visavera. All are expected to comply unless you have your Council on American-Islamic Relations (CAIR) ID ready for examination at the time of screening”
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12th gen. American, Constitutionalist, Harley-riding Texan, gun owner & NRA member, blogger, illustrator, Florida Gator alumnus. #TCOT
12th gen. American, Constitutionalist, Harley-riding Texan, gun owner & NRA member, blogger, illustrator, Florida Gator alumnus. #TCOT
