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The Joe Biden coal-fired Gaffe-O-Matic!

Posted 02 Oct 2008 in 2008 election, Democrats

“LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! I did not come here tonight to make you laugh! I came here to sell you something! And I want ya to pay particular attention, because The Amazing Master Tool Corporation, a subsidiary of Fly By Night Industries has entrusted who? – me! – to show you – the handiest and the dandiest kitchen tool you’ve ever seen, and don’t ya wanna know how it works?

First you take an ordinary candidate! You place the candidate between the patented partisans! Then you reach for the tool that is not a slicer, not a dicer, not a chopper in a hopper! What in the hell can it possibly be? It’s the GAFFE-O-MATIC!”

In anticipation of tonight’s debate between Sarah Palin & Joe Biden, the McCain campaign is running a new spot to remind everyone of Joe’s dizzying intellect and verbal agility.

ABC’s Jake Tapper takes a good look at Palin’s likely strategy, with particular regard to Obama’s inconsistencies and Biden’s blunders.

Posted by FullMetalPatriot
12th gen. American, Constitutionalist, Harley-riding Texan, gun owner & NRA member, blogger, illustrator, Florida Gator alumnus. #TCOT

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