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Sarah Palin facts

Posted 03 Sep 2008 in 2008 election, humor, Sarah Palin

Before her RNC speech tonight, here’s a bit of silly fun, Chuck Norris-style: (h/t: The Corner)

Little Known Facts About the Alaska Governor
  • Sarah Palin is on loan from the Justice League.

  • Iran’s nuclear program is a response to Sarah Palin.

  • Global Warming doesn’t kill polar bears. Sarah Palin does – usually with her bare hands.

  • It’s not raining in DC. Those are God’s tears of joy that McCain picked Sarah Palin.

  • Sarah Palin turned down a job as skipper of a Deadliest Catch boat because it wasn’t challenging enough.

  • Sarah Palin is the reason compasses point North.

  • Sarah Palin’s brain is three times the size of Joe Biden’s. It’s science.
Posted by FullMetalPatriot
12th gen. American, Constitutionalist, Harley-riding Texan, gun owner & NRA member, blogger, illustrator, Florida Gator alumnus. #TCOT

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