If the Hulk had a cameo…

Posted 11 Jun 2008 in humor, movies, pop culture

hulksmileThe Incredible Hulk opens this Friday and has a surprise cameo by Iron Man/Tony Stark, forshadowing some upcoming Avengers spinoffs. So in the spirit of guest-starring superhero roles, here are a few famous movie lines as spoken by the angry green monster.

“Hulk sorry, did Hulk break your concentration? Hulk not mean to do that.”

“Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into Hulk’s.”

“Yes, Greedo. Hulk was just coming to see your boss. Tell Jabba Hulk have his money.”

“Hulk wish Hulk knew how to quit you.”

“Frankly, my dear, Hulk not give a damn.”

“Show Hulk the money!”

“Get your stinking paws off Hulk, you damned dirty ape!”

“Say “hello” to Hulk’s little friend!”

“Hulk feel the need – the need for speed.”

“Fifteen is Hulk’s limit on schnitzengruben.”

“Hulk smash you, my pretty, and your little dog, too!”

“Hulk funny how? Funny like, Hulk a clown, Hulk amuse you?”

“Hello. My name Hulk. You killed Hulk’s father. Prepare to die.”

Posted by FullMetalPatriot
12th gen. American, Constitutionalist, Harley-riding Texan, gun owner & NRA member, blogger, illustrator, Florida Gator alumnus. #TCOT

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