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If we forced them to tell the truth…

Posted 09 Mar 2007 in illegal immigration, Iraq, war

wonder_woman.jpgImagine, if you will, Wonder Woman throwing her golden lasso over all of Congress. Hey, get your mind out of the gutter. It’s not a weird comic book bondage scene, it’s the kind of fun that can be found over at stikNstein.

Honest Democrat:
“Well….We probably woulda done the same thing in your place, but things aren’t working out well in Iraq, so we’re gonna kick you every opportunity we get.”

Honest Republican:
“We knew we could take the nut case out….We just didn’t figure in how much the Muslim leadership hated each other. We thought they mostly hated the Jews….But now Dammmnnn! Looks like they would rather kill each other off and anybody in the way than have any kind peace among themselves.”
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Honest Democrat:
“Who gives a crap about protecting our country or our citizens from millions of Illegal immigrants coming here? We lost the union support, screw them…. We’ll make these border hoppers legal and get their votes.”

Honest Republican:
“We couldn’t give a rat’s ass about stopping illegal immigration so long as these folks mow our lawns, clean our hotel rooms, and pick our tomatoes cheaper than Americans will…..hey, whatever the National Chamber of commerce and Swift packing say………”

Detroit:
“We push SUV’s cause we make the most money on them….Who gives a crap about fuel economy….They’ll buy what we convince ‘em to buy…..”

Bank of America:
“So what if they are felons…felons have money too and we want it…..”

Ok, the Wonder Woman thing was my idea, but you see where stikNstein is going with this. There’s a lot more fun to be had over there. Go get it.

Posted by FullMetalPatriot
12th gen. American, Constitutionalist, Harley-riding Texan, gun owner & NRA member, blogger, illustrator, Florida Gator alumnus. #TCOT

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