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It’s International "Talk Like A Pirate" Day!
Avast, ye scurvy dogs! It’s International Talk Like a Pirate Day! Today’s the day to be pillagin’ and plunderin’. And havin’ more than yer fair share ‘o the rum!
Ye can brush up on the lingo with a short course in pirate talk from Cap’n Slappy and Ol’ Chumbucket.
If ye don’t have the gumption ta be talkin’ all piratical to yer mates, mebbe ye can chat like a pirate instead.
And if ye be wantin’ the company of a comely lass, then you’ll be wantin’ to use some of these here pirate pickup lines…
10. I must be huntin’ treasure, ’cause I’m diggin’ yer chest.9. How about a Jolly Rogering?
8. Ya certainly put the shiver in me timber.
7. See this hook? Variable speed with five alternate attachments, lass.
6. Me skull and crossbones aren’t the only thing I plan on raisin’ tonight.
5. Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrre ya free on Saturday?
4. Nice poop deck on ya, lassie. Care fer a swabbin’?
3. Avast, me pretty! Strike your panties and prepare to be boarded.
2. Do you have the latest copy of Windows XP with cracked product activation? (software pirates only)
and this year’s Number 1 Pirate Pick-Up Line…
1. Me peg-leg’s ribbed for yer pleasure.
Posted by FullMetalPatriot
12th gen. American, Constitutionalist, Harley-riding Texan, gun owner & NRA member, blogger, illustrator, Florida Gator alumnus. #TCOT
12th gen. American, Constitutionalist, Harley-riding Texan, gun owner & NRA member, blogger, illustrator, Florida Gator alumnus. #TCOT
