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Fashion Insurgency: Cindy Sheehan
Since the Fab Five seem to be falling down on the job, Beautiful Atrocities has performed a fashion intervention (for the good of mankind) after seeing Cindy Sheehan arrested AGAIN on Tuesday: (h/t: Six Meat Buffet)
Recently, when Cindy Sheehan was threatening to run for office, we offered some heartfelt fashion advice on ways to glam up her image (no, they didn’t include a paper bag). Yet here she is again, frauleining around at some protest dressed like a peasant. Is it any wonder the Age of Peace is not upon us? Take two:
Brassiere: If you know you’re going to be writhing around in public like a pole dancer, don’t throw on some cheapass Playtex shit from JC Penney. Suggestion: Victoria’s Secret Lace Push-up in eye-catching aquaPanties: Try them sometime. Obviously you wanted to avoid VPLs, but seriously, a thong strap would be oh-so-hot right as the Gestapo is getting ready to split your head like an after-Halloween pumpkin.
Shoes: Ever hear of pumps? A lady will put up with a little sciatica as long as she looks fabulous, & you’ll have all the lesbians fighting over you when they throw you in the pit!
Outerwear: A peace goddess does not wear Timberline. Prescription: an evil little black chenille jacket with faux fur trim to repel the PETA phreaks. Divine!
Abs: Get some. Seriously, if you’re going to run around baring your midriff like Gwen Stefani, get down with some Pilates & switch to Bud Light.
Handbag, anyone? Exactly where do you keep your compact & mad money? Next time try a Juicy Couture Velour Wristlet in Farrah pink & dirty bronze.
Men’s black dress socks: No. No. No.
Yeah, I know it’s mean. But that’s the kinda week I’m having.
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Others blogging the horror:
Ace Of Spades, Conservababes, Gawker, The Llama Butchers, Little Miss Attila, SondraK
Posted by FullMetalPatriot
12th gen. American, Constitutionalist, Harley-riding Texan, gun owner & NRA member, blogger, illustrator, Florida Gator alumnus. #TCOT
12th gen. American, Constitutionalist, Harley-riding Texan, gun owner & NRA member, blogger, illustrator, Florida Gator alumnus. #TCOT
