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Kanye West exhibits god complex

Posted 11 Feb 2006 in liberals, outrage, socialism

The quote is “I should be in the Bible.”

No joke, people. Kanye West thinks there needs to be a new Bible… with him in it.

Cocky rap star Kanye West is calling for a revised edition of The Bible, because he thinks he should be a character in it.

The Jesus Walks hitmaker, who picked up three Grammy Awards on Wednesday night, feels sure he’d be “a griot” (West African storyteller) in a modern Bible.

He says: “I bring up historical subjects in a way that makes kids want to learn about them. I’m an inspirational speaker.

“I changed the sound of music more than one time… For all those reasons, I’d be a part of the Bible. I’m definitely in the history books already.”

I don’t think cocky even begins to cover it. Well, maybe it does. But more like “dickhead.”

What a sweet and humble guy he is. I think he forgot to include about how he’s also cured cancer and the common cold, too. So rewriting the entire Bible just to include him as a character doesn’t sound that irrational after all, does it? After all, his talent reaches all genres of music… if you listen to hip-hop. He’s been so influencial… to people who are into rap. And he’s been such a driving force of change in the music industry… for 2 years.

Oh wait. I’m offended, so I guess I need to run out and stomp on and burn some Kanye CDs, burn down some record companies, and burn Kanye in effigy. And declare a new holocaust for anyone who wants to be a new Bible character.

Posted by FullMetalPatriot
12th gen. American, Constitutionalist, Harley-riding Texan, gun owner & NRA member, blogger, illustrator, Florida Gator alumnus. #TCOT

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