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Best and Worst of 2005
Alright, alright, I’ve been enjoying the new year too much and just haven’t taken the time to blog. It’s taken me long enough to get it together, but here it is. For those of you who give a crap, here’s my list of the best and worst of 2005.
TV Favorites of ’05
Inked: Being that I’m very into tattoos, this show is a gimme for me. The artists are incredible. But the amount of drama that goes on in the Hart & Huntington shop in Vegas is surprising.
Miami Ink: A similar tattoo show, but the personalities are much more laid back. Seeing more about the clients being tattooed (and why they pick their designs) makes for a more interesting show.
Dog the Bounty Hunter: Duane “Dog” Chapman is the poster boy for redemption, being that he’s a reformed felon now working on the right side of the law. I applaud his moral stance as well as the way he gets the job done.
Breaking Bonaduce: A self-described train wreck, but a compelling show to watch. I applaud his business sense in capitalizing on our voyeuristic impulses as well as his honesty in letting the cameras capture every weak point of his character.
The Soup: I was sad when hottie host Aisha Tyler quit the show back in 2002. But new host Joel McHale has won me over and is one of the funniest guys on TV.
Movie Favorites of ’05
Serenity: One of the most refreshing and different sci-fi flicks of the last decade.
Batman Begins: Dark and angry, they finally got the formula right again. And Christian Bale nailed the role.
Rent: Big-screen adaptation of the musical. It’s a touching story about unconditional love and the celebration of life. Incredible music and talent.
Sin City: Dead-on adaptation of Frank Miller’s noir graphic novels. Lots of gritty fun.
Crash: A frank and edgy look at racism and prejudice.
Star Wars – Revenge Of The Sith: Come on, ya gotta love Darth Vader! And Yoda kicking more ass with a lightsaber is just too much fun to miss.
King Kong: The big ape looks better than ever. And Peter Jackson succeeds in making us care about him.
Music Favorites of ’05 (Not necessarily new, but played most on my iPod)
Avenged Sevenfold – City Of Evil
Disturbed – 10,000 Fists
Fiona Apple – Extraordinary Machine
Gavin DeGraw – Chariot Stripped
Green Day – American Idiot
Marilyn Manson – Lest We Forget
Nickelback – All The Right Reasons
Rent (2005 Movie Soundtrack)
Sevendust – Next
System Of A Down – Mezmerize
Velvet Revolver – Contraband
Other Favorites of ’05
The United States Armed Forces
Iraqi voters
Carlos Mencia
The creepy King mascot from the Burger King commercials
My tattoo artist, Casey Cokrlic
Lewis Black
Dane Cook
Mitch Hedberg
The Minutemen
SCOTUS Justice John Roberts
Michelle Malkin
Canasta
Tookie Williams’ long-deserved execution
The Subservient Chicken viral website
Wikipedia
The Rubber Johnny video
And of course, my absolute favorite from 2005 goes to the incredible woman I’m fortunate to call my girlfriend, traci.
Least Favorites of ’05
My greedy, angry, bitch of an ex-wife
Hurricane Katrina
Islamofascists
Bush-haters/Bush Derangement Syndrome
Liberals changing their stance on the war for political gain
Kanye West
Daily Kos
Democrat filibusters of judicial nominee Sam Alito
Nancy Pelosi
Dick Durbin
Jane Fonda
John Kerry
Michael Moore
John Murtha
Cindy Sheehan
Howard Dean
Chuck Schumer
Mary Mapes
George Soros
Al Franken
Randi Rhodes
Jimmy Carter
Bill Clinton
Pat Robertson
Joe Wilson
Karl Rove
Harriet Miers
Giuliana Sgrena
The New York Times
Dan Rather
The Flight 93 memorial as disguised Islamofascist shrine
“Gangsta” culture
Michael Jackson escaping justice
That odious multi-part “Trapped In The Closet” music video from pedophile R. Kelly
Phew! That’s all I can think of for now. If I’ve got time, I’ll come back and flesh out the last two categories a bit more as well as provide links. But there ya have it.
Posted by FullMetalPatriot
12th gen. American, Constitutionalist, Harley-riding Texan, gun owner & NRA member, blogger, illustrator, Florida Gator alumnus. #TCOT
12th gen. American, Constitutionalist, Harley-riding Texan, gun owner & NRA member, blogger, illustrator, Florida Gator alumnus. #TCOT
