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Saddam, the lost Stooge

Posted 22 Dec 2005 in Iraq

As you may have read yesterday, Saddam Hussein is now claiming he’s been beaten by his American captors. (h/t: Anti-Idiotarian Rottweiler)

“Yes, I have been beaten, everywhere on my body. The marks are still there,” Saddam told the court after sitting quietly listening to testimony. “And I’m not complaining about the Americans because I can poke their eyes with my own hands.”

Yeah, ok. You’re gonna go all Three Stooges on their asses. Woob woob woob, hiiii-yaaaa!! Ooh, I bet they’re quaking in their combat boots.

So now we’ve got Saddam Hussein claiming he’s a victim of torture. Hang on, lemme check something real quick.

Nope, sorry. We don’t give a fuck, Saddam.

And if you had been beaten up by American soldiers, your sorry ass wouldn’t be able to stand there. Now behave or we’ll make you eat Orange Glaze Chicken like the rest of your associates at Club Gitmo. That’s some real torture, nyuk nyuk nyuk!

Posted by FullMetalPatriot
12th gen. American, Constitutionalist, Harley-riding Texan, gun owner & NRA member, blogger, illustrator, Florida Gator alumnus. #TCOT

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