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Poop etiquette
Warning: If frank (and somewhat humorous) discussion of bodily functions offends you, skip down to the next post instead.
Things have been pretty heavy, politically, for the past few days. Time to lighten things up just a bit.
I’ve got a very weird question to put to you. It’s something that has bugged me from time to time, and since it happened again today, I though I’d throw it out here for discussion.
Here it is: I’ve noticed that among guys who use public restrooms for #2, there seem to be two distinct personalities…
- The first type just gets into the stall and lets it rip, no matter who else is in the bathroom. Batten down the hatches, ’cause they’ve got a fresh batch of arse bisquits and here it comes!
- The second type will hold in all noise and cease all “activity” while others share the bathroom, waiting until they’re alone to finish launching their corn barge.
Why is that? Why is it that some folks can just cut loose with all manner of explosiveness – with all the commensurate sound and fury (and olfactory impact) – heedless of its effect on others present, while others feel the need to keep the process more private?
Post your armchair anal, um, analysis…
Posted by FullMetalPatriot
12th gen. American, Constitutionalist, Harley-riding Texan, gun owner & NRA member, blogger, illustrator, Florida Gator alumnus. #TCOT
12th gen. American, Constitutionalist, Harley-riding Texan, gun owner & NRA member, blogger, illustrator, Florida Gator alumnus. #TCOT
