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A secret letter from George W. Bush

Posted 05 Oct 2005 in environment, George W. Bush, stupidity

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Dear America,

I’m pleased to see that my administration is fulfilling all the plans I’ve had for it so far. My plans to destroy the environment have successfully summoned one of the worst hurricanes to ever hit the continental United States. My plan to weaken New Orleans’ infrastructure made sure that the levees would disintegrate and fail, and they did, right on cue. I was delighted to see torrents of water flood that town and ravage that nasty place. And I was especially happy that so many black people died. That was my favorite. They’re all Democrats, ya know. So I couldn’t give a rat’s ass about them.

Did you catch how I made sure to delay not only Federal aid, but I also managed to obstruct state and local aid as well? Did you see how I made New Orleans mayor Ray Nagin and Louisiana governor Kathleen Babineaux Blanco, both Democrats (and Nagin is even one of them coloreds!) appear to be incompetent boobs so that I could shield myself from blame?

Am I not the most brilliant and diabolically evil man you’ve ever seen? And to think people were calling me incompetent! I think I’ve done a bang-up job, don’t you?

And if all this wasn’t enough, I managed to fill the pockets of every Big Oil company in America, too. I personally wrote them all checks, stolen from taxpayer dollars so my friends can all have golden urinals. All my buddies! I tried like hell to find a way to give profits to Big Tobacco too, but ya just can’t have everything. I’ll do better next time.

So long, suckers!
George W. Bush

Posted by FullMetalPatriot
12th gen. American, Constitutionalist, Harley-riding Texan, gun owner & NRA member, blogger, illustrator, Florida Gator alumnus. #TCOT

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