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Asshat of the week

Posted 24 Aug 2005 in Bill Clinton, Democrats, liberals

This contest has been in fierce contention all week, between Cindy Sheehan and Pat Robertson. But Robertson has pulled into the lead!

Religious broadcaster Pat Robertson insisted Wednesday that he did not call for the assassination of Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez, despite comments broadcast on his program two days earlier.

“I didn’t say ‘assassination,’” Robertson said Wednesday on his Christian Broadcast Network show “The 700 Club” about remarks reported by The Associated Press and other media outlets.

“I said our special forces should ‘take him out.’ ‘Take him out’ could be a number of things including kidnapping.

“There are a number of ways of taking out a dictator from power besides killing him. I was misinterpreted by the AP, but that happens all the time.”

He must be taking lessons from Bill Clinton.

Yeah, you were just misunderstood, Pat. “Take him out” could also mean that our Navy SEALS might buy him dinner at some fancy restaurant.

And monkeys might fly out of my ass.

News flash, the rest of the world isn’t as gullible as the nitwits who watch the 700 club and drink Pat’s Diet Shake (no bullshit, there really IS a Pat’s Diet Shake… I guess too many people were skeptical of Pat Robertson Kool-Aid).

Posted by FullMetalPatriot
12th gen. American, Constitutionalist, Harley-riding Texan, gun owner & NRA member, blogger, illustrator, Florida Gator alumnus. #TCOT

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