A letter to Senator Dick Durbin

Dear Senator Durbin,

I am writing to thank you for your kind statements about Guantanamo last week. As a hardcore jihadist, I’ve been extremely skeptical that there was anyone in America who was wise enough to take a stand with the righteous. It has seemed that no matter how many buildings we blow up or how many children we kill, Americans just won’t come around to our way of thinking. But I am happy to see that I was wrong. There are a few of you who are realizing that America is the great Satan that must be destroyed. I applaud your courage to make public statements to weaken your own military. And I encourage you to continue (pass along my compliments to Sean Penn, too! He’s a keeper!). Things have been really rough on our end over here, and we could use every bit of help we can get. I promise, when we destroy America, we won’t saw your head off like the rest of the infidels, we’ll show you mercy by shooting you in the back.

Hugs,
Osama Bin Laden

Posted by FullMetalPatriot
12th gen. American, Constitutionalist, Harley-riding Texan, gun owner & NRA member, blogger, illustrator, Florida Gator alumnus. #TCOT

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