gp_archives / 2005 / February

Casper the jury

Posted 28 Feb 2005 in Democrats, liberals, racism

Why the FUCK are there no black people on Michael Jackson’s jury? (pause) …wait for it… Yeah yeah, you already know it, right? He’s not black anyway. Seriously, though. Why would they pick 12 white folks for the jury in this child molestation trial? Hardly sounds like the kind of diversity we’ve come to expect from California. Oh yeah, I forgot. One key tenet of Liberalism is that the rules apply to everyone else but them. Just ask Rosie O’Donnel. Or Bill Clinton. The sad thing is, when the King of Pop is found guilty of child molestation, there will be howls of outrage from some in “the black community” who will cry racism and exclaim how Jackson didn’t...

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Hack your brain

Posted 28 Feb 2005 in technology

I’ve been doing some reading about binaural beat technology on ForeverGeek.com. It’s an interesting concept. It’s supposed to be able to “program” your brain, much like meditation can. From what I’ve read, you can create the equivalence of several hours’ sleep, or several cups of coffee, or even an LSD trip. They say you can even simluate the effects of sexual stimulation. Hot damn, I’m gonna have to try these! It could be super cool, or else it could be really bad. Not quite bad the way it’s defined by Dr. Egon Spengler. But bad enough that I’d be wearing a bib to catch my drool every day. We’ll see. Supposedly, you can create these sound files, save them...

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The Bush 2005 European Tour

Posted 25 Feb 2005 in foreign policy, George W. Bush, politics

President Bush has been in Europe this week, meeting leaders and diplomats, trying to shore up support for America. For the most part, I think he did a pretty good job (time will tell). His relationship with world leaders has been pretty tenuous thus far. But his sense of humor and easygoing nature seems to have helped a great deal in terms of improving things with France’s Jacques Chirac and Germany’s Gerhard Schroeder and Russia’s Vladamir Putin. It seems like Putin may have been miffed by Bush’s comments about Russian needing to uphold basic freedoms like the right to dissent. But overall, it seems to have gone well. Personally, I’m aggravated that Bush saw fit to “mend fences” with...

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Ow 2, the sequel

Posted 22 Feb 2005 in stupidity

Remember how I’ve been trying to kill my liver? Well, apparently he’s put a contract out on me, and hired my back as the hitman. Paybacks are a bitch. Arg. I had a great weekend with my girlies. We rented Shark’s Tale (mediocre) and Kung Pow! Enter The Fist. That one is hillarious. In the weirdest, most stupid way possible. In case you missed it, it’s a spoof of all the bad kung fu movies from the 1970′s. They actually take some footage from 2 different movies, and through the magic of special effects put the main actor into scenes from both movies. They re-dub the voices, obviously. And the result is even MORE inane than the originals. But...

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Hillary courts the prison vote

Posted 18 Feb 2005 in Democrats, Hillary Clinton, illegal immigration, liberals

Hillary Clinton joined forces with the, um, how ze French say it, perdant John Kerry to push for making Election Day a national holiday. I’m not exactly sure why we have to do that. Do Federal employees actually need ANOTHER paid holiday? Are Democrats saying that people haven’t voted for them because Republicans are better at prioritizing and time management? Oh, the other big part of the story is that Hillary wants to allow convicted felons to vote. Maybe I’m missing something, but the Democrats do that already. Why do they need legislation on it? Oh yeah. I forgot. They wanna make it LEGAL to do what they’ve already been doing for years. I wonder if they’ll include provisions...

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Perdant

Posted 18 Feb 2005 in Democrats, liberals

I wanted to share something I saw in the news this morning. It brightened my day already. Failed U.S. presidential nominee John Kerry and fellow congressional Democrats offered a bill on February 17, 2005 to address voting problems like those reported last November in the pivotal state of Ohio. Mmmm. Did you catch what it was that gave me such a smile? It was the way it started off: Failed U.S. presidential nominee John Kerry. Ahhh, that’s got such a nice ring to it!

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More acts of desperate cowardice

Posted 17 Feb 2005 in Iraq, Islam, war

Behold, the mighty fighters of the Mujahedeen. Those pussies who hide their faces behind masks. Those spineless goatfuckers who abduct women and behead them when their demands aren’t met. They’ve done it again. Kidnapped Italian journalist Giuliana Sgrena and put her on TV to beg for her life and pressure the Italian government to remove troops from Iraq. Where is the honor in these so-called warriors? Remember Margaret Hassan? She was the head of CARE in Iraq who was kidnapped, put on display, and then shot in the head on videotape for the amusement of the Islamic crazies. These psychopaths murdered someone who has been helping Iraqis since 1972! The Jawa Report put together a list of other hostages...

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Nice, peaceful Islam

Posted 17 Feb 2005 in 9/11, dhimmitude, intolerance, Islam, jihadists, political correctness, Religion of Peace update, terrorism
Under Shari’ah law, non-Muslims must submit and pay the “Jizyah,” which is a tax for being non-Muslim

Have any of you heard what a dhimmi is? No? I haven’t either, until today. Ok, have you heard of apartheid? Same thing. Just different races & religions. Instead of white people discriminating against and persecuting black people, dhimmi represents the Islamic version of the “N” word, as it relates to Jews & Christians. It’s the way Islam refers to all non-Muslims under Islamic rule. Nice. I’ve done a bit of reading about Islam over the past few years. And everything I’ve read has shown me that Islam is most definitely NOT a religion of peace, as President Bush recently claimed in a politically-correct appeasement speech. The best explanation I’ve seen so far can be read here. Here’s an...

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Word of the day: fucktard

Posted 11 Feb 2005 in Uncategorized

What a delightfully profane expression of disgust for another human being. Ever since I started blogging, I’ve read the word numerous times in at least half a dozen blogs. I’ll definitely wind up using it on my commute home tonight. Probably many times. And asshat. I’ll prolly use that one, too.

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Like a drano enema for liberals

Posted 10 Feb 2005 in Hillary Clinton, liberals

This is just TOO good. These folks took out a billboard across the street from the Kodak Theater, so that when Hollywood gathers for the Academy Awards, they get a nice view. Sweet! Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know we’re supposed to be all conciliatory now. And part of me wants to be. But with everything that the liberals keep doing, from the supposed Post Election Selection Trauma, to Hillary “fainting”, to the continued obstructionism in Congress, to geniuses like Janeane Garofolo and Michael Moore shooting their mouths off, they keep demonstrating that they still don’t get it. And need the equivalent of a sledgehammer to the forehead. Heyyy, that’s not a bad idea, either…

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