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Fuck list
This isn’t my original idea, I saw it on HeroineGirl’s blog. But I like the basic premise, so I’m doing one of my own.
Fuck people who talk on cellphones in restaurants.
Fuck the “mad shitter” at my office.
Fuck whoever puts their fucking boogers on the wall over the urinal. Fucking gross!
Fuck my credit card debt.
Fuck Capital One especially hard.
Fuck all collection agencies.
Fuck telemarketers, too.
Fuck T-Mobile’s overage fees.
Fuck all lawyers in the ass, and with no lube.
Fuck drivers who pass on the right.
Fuck drivers who go around traffic on the shoulder and then expect to be let back in.
Fuck James Carville (really really hard).
Fuck Bill Clinton (after all, he fucked America for 8 years).
Fuck Hillary Clinton, especially in 2008.
Fuck Al Sharpton.
Fuck Al Franken.
Fuck Al Gore, too, just in case.
Fuck John Kerry and John Edwards.
Fuck smug liberals.
Fuck angry liberals.
Fuck Alec Baldwin.
Fuck Bruce Springsteen.
Fuck Barbara Streisand.
Fuck Michael Moore with the Chrysler Building.
Fuck the rest of Hollywood, just for good measure.
Fuck America’s short attention span.
Fuck the class warfare tactics of the left.
Fuck labor unions.
Fuck all of France. And Germany.
Fuck the UN.
Fuck people who don’t capitalize or use punctuation.
Fuck the North.
Fuck illegal aliens.
Fuck pro-abortion facists.
Fuck pro-lifers who kill abortion doctors.
Fuck gun control and fuck Sarah Brady.
Fuck whoever came up with the whole Red and Blue state idea.
Fuck liberals who can’t get past the election.
Fuck “post election selection trauma.”
Fuck the Dallas nightclub crowd.
Fuck my expensive hair products.
Fuck Usher.
Fuck people who rubberneck in traffic.
Fuck the crowded DART trains.
Fuck anyone who calls themself an “African-American” (or insert any other nationality-American) but was born here. You’re a fucking AMERICAN!
Fuck the NAACP for teaching divisiveness to an entire generation.
Fuck smokers and their discarded butts.
Fuck my company’s Christmas party.
Fuck anyone who believes the right shouldn’t have a say in the press.
Fuck my boss for screwing up my raise this year.
Fuck the fucking worthless fucks who work for me.
Fuck Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie.
Fuck Jessica Simpson and Nick whatshisname.
Fuck Ashlee Simpson until she goes back to well-deserved obscurity.
Fuck the record companies and MTV for foisting her on all of us.
Fuck all late fees.
Fuck obligatory gift-giving.
Fuck Valentines Day, too. Same reason.
Fuck people who say “Happy Holidays” because they’re afraid of offending someone by saying “Merry Christmas”.
Fuck all the losers in high school who didn’t like me.
Fuck the same losers who suddenly want to be my friends at this year’s reunion.
Fuck hip-hop.
Fuck anyone who professes to be a “gangsta”.
Fuck people who misspell things purposely to appear to have ghetto cred.
Fuck Bill Clinton’s office in Harlem.
Fuck HTML.
Fuck homophobes.
Fuck people who fling labels like “racist” with almost no real knowledge of their meaning.
Fuck people who use religion as a weapon.
Posted by FullMetalPatriot
12th gen. American, Constitutionalist, Harley-riding Texan, gun owner & NRA member, blogger, illustrator, Florida Gator alumnus. #TCOT
12th gen. American, Constitutionalist, Harley-riding Texan, gun owner & NRA member, blogger, illustrator, Florida Gator alumnus. #TCOT
I truly enjoy your Blog. Thank you, thank you very much. Oh, and if you don’t have a stalker, can I be it?
Well, I can at least be a reader.
=) Peace
Hey! Not only do I have a reader, I have a stalker? Very cool. Glad you like my ramblings. I'll probably update this particular posting (cause I realized just how many other things need to be added) and repost it with a newer date.