gp_archives / 2004

The sky is falling!

Posted 30 Dec 2004 in disaster

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. What the f**k? One of today’s headlines is all about how the terrible tsunami that occurred this week could also happen here in the United States. What is the matter with some people? Have we got scientists who are just craving attention or what? It would be just as credible to get out there and warn people that an earth-ending comet could hit the planet and wipe us out at any time, too. What’s up with the Associated Press that they report such nonsense? Of course a tsunami could hit the US! Hell, there could be a gigantic earthquake that would rend the continent in two. The sun could explode...

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Fuck list

Posted 16 Dec 2004 in abortion, Bill Clinton, Democrats, gun control, Hillary Clinton, liberals, memes, stupidity

This isn’t my original idea, I saw it on HeroineGirl’s blog. But I like the basic premise, so I’m doing one of my own. Fuck people who talk on cellphones in restaurants. Fuck the “mad shitter” at my office. Fuck whoever puts their fucking boogers on the wall over the urinal. Fucking gross! Fuck my credit card debt. Fuck Capital One especially hard. Fuck all collection agencies. Fuck telemarketers, too. Fuck T-Mobile’s overage fees. Fuck all lawyers in the ass, and with no lube. Fuck drivers who pass on the right. Fuck drivers who go around traffic on the shoulder and then expect to be let back in. Fuck James Carville (really really hard). Fuck Bill Clinton (after all,...

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Victims, aren’t we all!

Posted 16 Dec 2004 in Democrats, liberals

Every time I think that maybe I’m being a bit harsh in my assessment of the left, every time I think perhaps I’m too rigid in my views or that perhaps I’m too willing to believe the stereotypes of leftists and Democrat imbiciles, one of the morons steps forward and proves me right all over again. If you haven’t already, read this from Michael Moore. Now that he’s (along with the press and the majority of Hollywood kooks) helped John Kerry to lose the presidency, he’s claiming victim status for everyone who voted Democrat. That’s directly from the Liberal playbook, friends. It’s just like them to not admit defeat, to not admit that perhaps they’ve swung too far from...

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Unbiased media?

Posted 11 Dec 2004 in Bill Clinton, Democrats, hypocrisy, Iraq, liberals, media bias, military, terrorism, war

What’s up with the so-called “embedded reporters” in Iraq? Obviously more than a few of them are using their position to air their political views on the war. First we had the picture of the American soldier shooting a terrorist. Now we have US soldier Specialist Thomas Wilson who put Donald Rumsfeld on the spot at the behest of reporter Edward Lee Pitts: “Why do we soldiers have to dig through local landfills for pieces of scrap metal”. This journalist was upset because Rumsfeld wasn’t taking questions from the press during the pep rally, so he managed to talk a soldier into doing his dirty work for him. Seems to me that he had a bit of an axe...

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The Grinch didn’t steal Christmas…

Posted 03 Dec 2004 in Democrats, liberals, political correctness

Ok, so who did? Where did Christmas go? It’s been banished. Stolen by the politically-correct Left. It’s been forcibly removed by those in our society who are so incredibly afraid of offending anyone. Well, afraid of offending anyone but average Americans. Specifically Christians. Apparently it’s ok to offend Christians, Republicans, and white men. And it’s especially good if you happen to offend people who are all three! Yes, Virginia, there IS a Grinch. And he rides a donkey. I’ll get into the whole topic of self-loathing and transferrance in the Democrat party in another post. I’m old enough to remember when most folks wished each other a Merry Christmas and Happy Hannukah instead of the vacuous “Happy Holidays”. What...

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WTF with the CPS?

Posted 26 Nov 2004 in incompetence

This week in Plano, TX, a lunatic named Dana Schlosser murdered her 11-month old baby by cutting her arms off at the shoulders. She calmly called her husband and told him what she did. He then called 911. When they called the house, she nochalantly described her sadistic behavior. This woman had been under investigation by Child Protective Services for several months, as her postpartum depression had led to numerous psychotic episodes over the past year. But despite that, CPS closed its investigation in August and left the baby and the couple’s other two daughters at home! What evidence could have led CPS to believe the children were safe? And what I really wanna know is whether or not...

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